Monday, April 02, 2007
(11:13 AM) | Stephen:
Jumping On The Straight-Mock Express
A musical and visual presentation of John McCain a few weeks ago (click the link to listen while admiring McCain's bravery and resolve).
"I could walk down the streets of Baghdad with no problem. If'n I saw a bad guy, I'd just scare him off with my patented John McCain Glare and Finger Gun. Heck, I'll just head over there right now to bag - get it? - some insurgents right now!"
A musical and visual presentation of John McCain after he got to Baghdad (click the link to listen while McCain's candidacy goes down the tubes, again).
"Baghdad? I never said 'Baghdad.' I said 'Bag. . .um, Bagtad, yeah, Bagtad. It's a little place in Arizona up in the White Mountains. I go there to fish. I wasn't sure why people were bad-mouthing it in the first place. Of course, Baghdad, now that's another story. I needed 100 troops, helicopters, HMMVEEs and body armor. I mean, that place is dangerous!"
"I could walk down the streets of Baghdad with no problem. If'n I saw a bad guy, I'd just scare him off with my patented John McCain Glare and Finger Gun. Heck, I'll just head over there right now to bag - get it? - some insurgents right now!"
A musical and visual presentation of John McCain after he got to Baghdad (click the link to listen while McCain's candidacy goes down the tubes, again).
"Baghdad? I never said 'Baghdad.' I said 'Bag. . .um, Bagtad, yeah, Bagtad. It's a little place in Arizona up in the White Mountains. I go there to fish. I wasn't sure why people were bad-mouthing it in the first place. Of course, Baghdad, now that's another story. I needed 100 troops, helicopters, HMMVEEs and body armor. I mean, that place is dangerous!"
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