What. The. Poop.
, we come upon the logical conclusion of pizza evolution:
Yes, you do see hamburger patties, pigs in blankets, corn, carrots (I think), edamame, mushrooms, sausage, tomatoes, cheese-stuffed rolls, cheese, and I assume there's a crust under there and some sauce. It's on sale at Pizza Hut locations in Japan. Fitsugar
has an estimated calorie count, which is a little over 5,000 for the whole pizza. They think that might be a bit low, and I think they're right.
All over Japan, people are eating these and thinking, "Americans eat some weird-ass food."